Heather Mills has taken on a new role: comedienne. That’s right, Heather is now entertaining us with some very, very funny things that she has been saying as of late…are you ready?

“The public adore me…I haven’t got a bad word to say about Paul…men are falling over themselves to ask me out…my only interest in life is helping others.”

Mills gave an “unintentionally hilarious” interview to the British newpaper, The Daily Mail, and said some things that were indicative that the woman is truly certifiable. Here’s more:

“Am I happy? Well, I’m getting there and I hope to be one day very soon.”

“I’ve been single for two-and-a-half years now, so yeah, I’m ready to start dating again. Do I have lots of men hitting on me? Always! It’s very flattering. I’m not looking for any particular type of man, I don’t have an ideal. I’m open to different types of people and I’m now in a position to feel ready to move on and build a new relationship.”

Mills claims that she wants to move on and devote her time to charity. She spends half her time in the US, where daughter Beatrice attends school. Heck, this Mother Teresa wannabe is even cooking vegan meals for 1000 poor children in the Bronx! Here’s another good one:

“Sometimes I think why do I keep doing this? Why do I keep battering away at my charity work? Especially when people keep saying these awful things about me. I’m only human and it’s very depressing. It would be easier to just give up, but these are things I really care about. Children, the disabled, animals, so I go on.’”

If you you need a good laugh, and you don’t have a weak stomach (it will make you sick! ) go and read the complete interview.

Source, Photo Credit: PR Photos

Reported at: 10:58 am | By: Purple Meanie |
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